Monthly Archives: December 2012

Twitter-patted: To save my wife the effort; Yes, I shot myself in…

To save my wife the effort; Yes, I shot myself in the eye with a nerf gun not 1 min after telling her not to look down the barrel. Happy?

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Twitter-patted: That’s it! Ants are now my personally most hated c…

That’s it! Ants are now my personally most hated creature on earth. Little sugar stealing bastards.

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Twitter-patted: Little girls like weapons just as much as dolls. h…

Little girls like weapons just as much as dolls. instagr.am/p/Tqs5zUL3TQ/

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Twitter-patted: I don’t care what they say; little girls like weap…

I don’t care what they say; little girls like weapons just as much as dolls. http://t.co/YScvea7i

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Twitter-patted: Beware of Craigslist sellers; they don’t have to p…

Beware of Craigslist sellers; they don’t have to put up with your shit. pulse.me/s/gBnib

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Twitter-patted: This… is pretty awesome. http://t.co/sj7pinYq

This… is pretty awesome. youtu.be/ziRMehYY7TE

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Twitter-patted: Well, Instagram certainly took the entire Internet…

Well, Instagram certainly took the entire Internet bitching at them to heart. blog.instagram.com/post/382521354…

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Twitter-patted: Happy first snow of the year! Remember to drive li…

Happy first snow of the year! Remember to drive like an asshole and whip around other, slower cars!

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Twitter-patted: If you are looking for Instagram alternatives, her…

If you are looking for Instagram alternatives, here are a few: lifehacker.com/5900421/done-w…

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Twitter-patted: Here we see the end of Instagram. I’m lucky compar…

Here we see the end of Instagram. I’m lucky compared to some folks; I can live without it. Plus there is Twitter. news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-5…

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