I went to Starbucks for my weekly dose of superficial culture and I saw something that I was not really expecting. It was a shirt.
Now, I know most people wear shirts when they go out, but this one said “Im not with stupid anymore”. At this I thought, “That is cool. Good for you.”
I went up to the woman to tell her that I was glad she wasn’t with who ever “stupid” was, when I overheard her talking to her friend. It was a brief bit of conversation that I gleamed but it was enough to confirm that this “stupid” person had definitely left some of their idiocy behind for this girls use (yes, she went from woman to girl in a blink of her vapid brown eyes).
It was quite sad, really. I guess she didn’t rid herself of ‘stupid’ fast enough. Which just goes to prove, that if you are with stupid (often evidenced by a cheesy t-shirt saying as much), you should immediately remove yourself from their presence and go to the library. Studies have proven that Stupid-itis is easily cured with large doses of knowledge taken often.
In fact, you should probably just go to the library now. A good defense is a good offense and all that.
-Cheers